Sometimes when you type try to type in nah it gets autocorrected to Baghdad...yes autocorrect, Baghdad is the word i was looking for, i mean since i use that word so much...Sometimes i am concerned people are watching K and i right before we go running like yesterday when we were doing impresonations of us almost falling asleep at the temple. Sometimes watching just 2 min of the coneheads results in an alien voice the rest of the day. Sometimes i am yelling in the phone and Heather turns around looking apalled until i tell her i am yelling at the robot at the bank so all is well. But sometimes yelling at a robot isnt really helpful because they just ask you to repeat what you said over and over again and then the whole situation just gets old. Sometimes youre standing in a circle with a bunch of 19 and 20 year olds who are all talking about how baby hungry they are and you look at your watch and cant help but saying how literally hungry you are...lunch anyone? And sometimes you cant help but think youre a little different bc well babies are so far from your mind right now its not even funny. Sometimes the bus driver thinks its cool that you work at Ruby River and decides to give you all his valuable steak information for 25 MINUTES. Sometimes you are this close to jumping off the bus.."thats ok i'll walk" bc you really cant bare to hear one more thing about a porterhouse steak. Sometimes your movie picking privileges are revoked when you pick a movie like Paranorman and your room mate falls asleep. I would really recommend not seeing this movie for about 10 reasons. Sometimes FHE this week is that really awkward game where youre blindfolded and people make animal noises and you get animals like ostrich and dinosaur. REALLY guys? and for some reason you love the awkward game. Sometimes after watching Rock of Ages you cant help but again think that you should have been alive in the 80's because not only is the music your favorite but just everything. Check it out.
or this version of one of my all time FAVORITE songs.
On to quotes:
"Heather is acting like Jared wants to kill her"
"Uh Jared is acting like Jared wants to kill me"
"Lets make a rule beforehand that you have to buy the icecream before you can kiss the boy a second time"
"Great i will never have to buy icecream then..."
"my teeth arent as white as white as they used to be-oh no i'm letting myself go!"
hunter staring at the pile of money
"i worked the corner...i only made $30, how much do i suck?"
"depends how long you were out there"
"no, they probably wont know they are supposed to give you a nice ring...theyll probably try to give you some twine or something."
"no the stripling warriors are super hot"
"nowhere in the scriptures does it say that..."
"if you cant find a husband in 1,000 years then you are in some serious trouble"
"jared you wont buy your wife a dog?"
"if we did have a dog it would be an outdoor dog and i would build it a doghouse"
"how mean jared!...you can only do that if you put akitchen and a dining room in there. Maybe some carpet and curtains too.."
"wait was it you wont buy your dog a wife?"
"guess who told me to turn in here? the spirit."
"whadd up spirit?!"
"boys and i do it all the time"
"wait...."
"Caitlin! hes gonna fall in love with you!"
"i'm falling in love with you..."
"well this just got weird."
"its the best feeling in the world...better than love!"
{on rejecting boys/kissed}
xoxo cait xoxo
