Tuesday, March 19, 2013

You may have the best boyfriend if...

1. The first night of your roadtrip you realize you tragically left your toothbrush at your apt and now you cant brush your teeth. You ignore the remarks from your sister about just brushing them in the morning and go into the bathroom to get ready for bed. Your boyfriend
a. tells you he doesnt plan on kissing you anymore
b. shrugs and tells you that you should have remembered it bc the night before you reminded him not to forget his...whoops
c. goes the mile down our hall, down all 18 floors or so & buys you a new one without you even asking him to...or giving him money
d. falls asleep in the middle of your sad saga
2. No matter what time of day you are walking down the strip, you are susceptible to hearing profanity or getting handed those inaproppriate escort type cards (dont get me started on those) and sometimes they even try handing them to you, youre boyfriend handles these situations by:
a. grabbing one of the cards & calling an escort on the spot- after all, two girls is better than one
b. high fiving the guys on their sweet job
c. grabbing your hand and pulling you away from the profanity, switches sides so you dont have to be handed things and tells you "hes sorry & he shouldnt have brought you here" even when its not his fault
d. tells you Vegas is just one of those cities and pulls you into the nearest casino to gamble
3. You have the biggest sweet tooth in the entire world. If you could have dessert for every meal you just might. One night you tell your boyfriend you want a specific dessert-one you just make up on the spot. Your boyfriend responds by saying:
a. you better LGN girl....who knows when i'm gonna propose
b. tells you that you have had more than enough sweets to last you a lifetime
c. tells you that he will drive around until he finds you just that
d. tells you that sounds amazing and he wants it too
4. When at the Bellagio fountains, the song from Titanic comes on to go along with the water show. Your man:
a. pulls you all the way to the front so you have the best view
b. complains that they should have picked a better song...maybe something weezer next time?
c. stands behind you, wraps his arms around you and serenades you with his oh so beautiful voice
d. stands in front of you and doesnt notice that you cant see a thing...
5. Picking music through the whole trip wasnt hard for us girls to agree on-lyle however got a pretty big dose of T. swift-lyle handled this situation by:
a. chucking t. swift out the window about a mile after vegas
b. rocking back and forth and putting his head between his knees
c. singing along & making up his own words to "i knew you were trouble" and then singing it extra loud from the shower hahaha
d. changing the radio station to country every chance he could
 
If your boyfriend opens every door for you, pulls out your chair, lays out in the sun with you, treats not only you, but your friends to things, lets you take a drink first when he gets a drink, makes your sister laugh pretty hard, handles all the checking in & out of hotels, helps make up the i love you game that he always wins...bc he cheats...,tells you that you always look good, laughs when you do funny kissing imitations of him (and vice versa) or talk about baby finn, tries to pay for absolutely everything even though you tell him you dont need a sugar daddy, makes you laugh harder than anyone ever has bc hes the funniest person in the world, doesnt get sick of you once with 4 days of 24 hours around eachother & neither do you! good sign right understands that you get nervous when you meet the most important people to him and gives you time, has the absolute nicest friends and family (i LOVE them),lets you obsess over his photo albums and how cute he is/was-por ejemplo:
dont get embarrassed that youre a stud and i posted this-he looks good in them all. Anyway, he still loves you when he sees you with no makeup on, lets you curl his eyelashes, lets you listen to country music even though he is not a fan and then watches you when you sing and tells you he loves when you sing and tells you country music suits you or says things like:
"you're my little sloth" i actually love this :)
 
"i love backstreet boys!"
"...this is nysnc"
"only dishes belong in the sink..."
 
"canoeing! i can cross this off my list for this year"
"you know it has a motor right? we arent really canoeing..."
pulls out phone.
"are you adding it back to your bucket list? youre so cute"
 
" i really realized how compatible we are on this trip, youre the one for me"
 
or lets me take videos of him you better know you are pretty lucky.
oh and p.s- if you got all C's on the questions you have a pretty dang good guy.
xoxo Cait xoxo

1 comment:

  1. Laurrel WalburgerMarch 20, 2013 at 9:59 AM

    Caitlin!!!! I am soooooooo happy for you. So glad you were so picky and waited until the perfect boyfriend came along. I can't wait to meet this amazing guy and I'm so glad he realizes what an amazing girl he has too!!!! Ty will be in Provo for EFY this summer, wish I was going too so I could meet your man :)

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