"youre prettier and you can make his babies"
"uhoh time to get hacked up"
"i thought ray lewis was a jazz player."
please get out of the apt right now...
"im 27, im in settle city. I just gotta pick a girl"
"this guy just trash talked the skins, so i deleted him"
"oh no, im gonna be like i had a bad day and youre gonna be like i dont like that. DELETE!"
"but youre looking for a husband. i think the lord would be like Go get a new dress!!"
"well its good you left that field"
"eating them like that is just like smearing fat on your body"
xoxo CAIT xoxo