Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Let me count the ways...

in which i can ruin a potential relationship before it evens starts. Sometimes i like to watch How to lose a guy in 10 days and marvel at the fact that i can lose a guy in about 4 without even trying.  Beat that Kate Hudson.
-ignore a boy when he has done absolutely nothing wrong
-act like a 14 year old girl who is talking to her crush for the first time..EVERY single time you talk to him
-have a smile on your face and immediately change it to a frown when you see him.
-as been said before-friendzone him accidentally
-hook him up w/ not only your friends, but your best friends.
-tell him that hes not your favorite, then list your favorites...who are not him
-tell him youre so busy this week then post on fb about BDUBS and your roomie date night...
-when he brings up visiting you at work- insult him by talking about how expensive it is.
you were trying to be nice and not make him feel pressured here...i'm sure.
-be as difficult as humanly possible
-be indecisive and change your mind every 5 minutes.
-when asks about what type of guys you like- list all the qualities that he doesnt have....
-when he talks to you look at the floor, the ceiling, the walls, anywhere that isnt him. To the point in which he is concerned that you may have a lazy eye
-ignore his texts
-sarcastically say how much you like a certain piece of clothing...that he happens to be wearing
-make lots of rules...about everything:when to kiss, how he should ask you on a date, etc

Hopefully some potential relationships will be spared after reading this and believe it or not if a girl does these things she still might be into you and you should be into her too...after you insist she get some therapy. If you are one of the people who does the things above this may or may not be you...
xoxo CAIT xoxo

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